Gossip Girl

Short on the dramz the last couple of weeks in favor of some Dair-centric lovin’, GG is turning back to the nasty next week as “Hurricane Georgina” descends upon the Upper East Side in "The Princess Dowry" and, well… the results don’t look so good, guys!

We ask you, how is it possible that 20 seconds can cause us this much anxiety?! What is Georgina UP TO?! Let’s examine the evidence, play-by-play style…

Scene #1
There be the gal herself, Georgina (Michelle Trachtenberg) – and there’s that tag, “Hurricane Georgina,” too (GULP!) – saying she’s been good for so long that “it’s time to be bad.” Uhhh, hey, G? How is posing as Gossip Girl, leaking a video that embarrassed a royal family (and Blair, sure!), and being a TOTALLY TERRIBLE MOTHER count as “good”? You so crazy!

Scene #2
Oh dear, Lily is shocked! And while a lot of things can shock US, this woman has seen nearly everything! (She’s also concocted a few of her own shocks!) So what’s happening at Casa de vdW/Humphrey that’s got her so surprised? We’re guessing it’s of the Daddio vdW variety (and therefore unrelated to Georgina? Maybe?).

Scene #3
Blair (Leighton Meester) says “Oh my god,” and looks seriously troubled. Like, seen a ghost troubled. Like, somebody has threatened some STUFF troubled! (We’re guessing G is involved here…)

Scene #4
Guest star Billy Baldwin! And crazy Aunt Carol! And Carol looks a wee bit nervous, doooesn’t she?! We’d be nervous too, if we were a spineless, spiteful, evilll woman who’d wreaked so much havoc on her family. Side note: Why is William van der Woodsen in charge of CeCe’s will? Odd…

Scene #5
Georgina head turn! (…………? Filler scene to bring fearrrrrr to our hearts! Scared yet?)

Scene #6
Dan (Penn Badgley) tells someone, “You don’t realize what you’ve done.” Presumably, this is directed at the Divine Miss G. Looks like this scene, no? And now that we’re re-looking at those pics... is this CeCe’s funeral? Because if so, Georgina should really... put those things away...

Scenes #7-11
Reaction shots! In order: Blair, Dan, Lily, Serena (Blake Lively), Chuck (Ed Westwick). In short: EVERYONE. (Or, well, not everyone. *insert joke at Nate’s expense here*)

Scene #12
Georgina says it’s like she’s taken down the entire Upper East Side?! WHAT!? IS she involved in the storyline involving CeCe’s will? What the?!

Scene #13
Fall-out shots! In order: Nate (Awww, NATE!), Chuck, Serena, Chivy/Lola/Georgina (goodness, what’s happening THERE! And why doesn’t Lola own more than one coat?! Gah!).

Scene #14
GUYS, THE UPPER EAST SIDE IS LITERALLY SHAKING. This just can’t be good...

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