The Bachelorette

It's a dangerous thing to invite Roberto Martinez to your wedding.

You run the risk of being outshined by Hottie Dimples' suave looks and smooth Salsa moves.

Chris Lambton, the runner-up to Roberto on Ali Fedotowsky's The Bachelorette Season 6, invited his old rival/forever friend to his May 5 wedding to Bachelor Pad alum Peyton Wright.

And while Peyton's heart still belongs to Chris, it...

Don’t worry, Bachelor Nation: the Bachelor franchise is on its way to becoming as ubiquitous as those ever-present Kardashians. Entertainment Weekly reports ABC has officially renewed Bachelor Pad for Season 3 — just as we’d speculated earlier this Bachelor season!

 We here at Bachelor and Bachelorette central wish Prince William and Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton the best — and by the best we mean we hope they manage to avoid making the kinds of blunders our lovestruck sods have committed in the search for their own fairytale endings. Will and Kate, please don't follow the leads of these silly commoners:

Thank GOODNESS! Our dear friend Kiptyn Locke is getting better! The Bachelor Pad runner-up is no longer in the hospital, and his beloved Tenley Molzahn tweeted, “@Kiptyn is planning his comeback! Such a beautiful day,” along with this great photo on January 18, 2012.

Despite the Golden Globe Awards’ failure to recognize it as the Best TV Drama of 2011, last summer’s Bachelor Pad Season 2 was truly The Most Dramatic Show EVER. With a dream/nightmare cast built for drama, BP2 built upon the trainwreck foundation of Bachelor Pad Season 1, giving Bachelor Nation an even guiltier summer pleasure to devour.

So, obviously, there should be a Bachelor...